culdeefell:

peterkpopkin:

Someone on Reddit made a better one

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

dynastylnoire:

toboldlylesbian:

is he gonna check???

Tru

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

officialunitedstates:

Try it!  People usually lose 30+ followers :)